Arse Over Tit!

When I was a kid, about 10 I would say, my mum took me and my brother to the park and she decided to put my wheelchair on the wooden roundabout because it was a new and bigger one I remember it as if it was yesterday.
This was so exciting for me, as normally I use to have to watch the other kids having fun in the playground:(.  My put my breaks on and started to spin me slowly at first which was awesome but I'm a speed freak and I was shouting; "FASTER FASTER" so she span me faster and faster, I was giggling away and then..... it suddenly all came to a halt and I'm thinking to myself "why has me mam stopped" but it took few seconds to realize what had actually happened..... I was laid on the back with my legs up in the air.Laterally arse over tit!.....

It was so funny my mum couldn't get my chair up for laughing so much, even now 15 years later she still gets the fits of laughter till she pink in the face.

Facts about me you never knew!!!

Name: Samia Shabir
D.OB: 21/08/87
Religion: Muslim
Nationality: BBP (British Born Pakistani)
Disability: Muscular Dystrophy
Likes: I like to talk, shopping, TV and I love WWE <3.
Dislikes: Leona Lewis !!!! :p
Football team: Arsenal (family tradition)
Music: Bollywood, JLS, Jay Sean, Cheryl Cole, Beyonce, Hunterz, Swami Baracus, Jassi Sidhu, Roach Killa, Katherine Jenkins, Queen, Kyle, Take That,   and more.
Movies: KKHH, KKKG, KHNH, RNBDJ, Om Shanti Om, Don, My Name is Khan, all SRK movies in other word lol and Grease, Finding Nemo and lots more!!!

Do I look thick!

As you know by my last blog I like to take the mick out of myself, however there are things that really piss me off, for instance, when people talk to me as if I don't understand what they are saying,
h-e-l-l-o h-o-w a-r-e y-o-u :@


Its pretty embarrassing, not for me but for them coz, I'm the one who puts them too shame when I say something really intelligent and they are left stood there with their mouths wide open.
What is even more annoying is when people talk to my mum or whoever's with me, rather than speaking too me, like when I go to the cinema, the stupid spotty kid who has no GCSE's and is short of a brain cell, will say too my career: "wat duz she wonna woch!" Angela always says "what you asking me for I'm not the one how wants to watch a film!" I aways feel like saying "that porno what's it called again?"


No one likes been spoken too like a baby, so think before you open you mouth.


UNLESS YOU WHAT TOO SOUND LIKE A RETARD!!!

How too take advantage!!!!

Well life aint that bad when you disabled and use a wheelchair, coz you get out of doing chores that people hate: cooking, cleaning ironing etc. Instead you get them done for you!!!


I like to push my luck and ask for freebeeies, I normally go straight to the perfume department in debanhams and say: hiya do you have any new perfume samples and the very kind but slightly patronizing woman says yes which one would you like to try and then I'll see if we have any, well if you don't ask you don't get!


Also when I'm in a massive crowd of people like a theme park, concert or festival. I put on a the face (feel sorry for me) which is my normal look coz I'm SPECIAL ;) and it usually works, I've seen me be right at the back and work my way to the front in minutes.